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School teacher : To get to the other side

Nietzsche: If you look the other side of the road, it looks back at you.

Neil Armstrong: To explore the unknown world.

J.R.R Tolkien: At first, the chicken was blankly staring at the other side of the road. Then, the bright ray of sunshine that was reflected from the aspalt warmed up the chicken’s featherless skin. The chicken then stared at the source of heat and light with its curious yet scared look. The aspalt, which reflected the history of humanbeing and how transportation evolved over time, had a rough and bumpy surface filled with fragments of rocks, probably came from the mining site where the sons of humans worked to make a living. The chicken then stepped on to the heated aspalt, feeling the heat and the unexplainable energy that it radiated, then slowly moved its feet to cross the road.

Aristotle: It is a given instinct of chickens to cross the road.

Einstein: Was it the chicken that crossed the road? or was it the ground that the chicken was standing that moved? The answer to this question is very subjective.

Julius Caesar: It came, it saw, and it crossed.

Bible: God approached the chicken and said, “Cross the road, my son” and the chicken did what was told. Happiness filled the surrounding as it crossed.

John Lennon: Imagine all the chickens walking cross the road in peace.

Charles Darwin: Theoretically, it was the only thing that the chicken could have done after it jumped down from the tree.

Martin Luther King: The chicken had a dream. A dream, that one day, thousands of chickens will be able to cross the road without being asked why.

Newton: Chickens that are standing still tend to keep their position, whilst moving chickens tend to continue the motion.

Shakespeare: To cross or not to cross, that is the question. *:))*

Stalin: Why do you bother? catch the chicken! we need eggs to keep the Gulag camps going.

Ernest Hemmingway: To die alone, in the rain. *=))*

Grandpa: When I was young, it didnt matter why. The chicken crossed the road, and that was enough.

Nixon: THe chicken did not cross the road. I REPEAT. The chicken did not cross the road.

Bush: It doesnt matter why the chicken wanted to cross the road. I just want to know whether it is on our side or theirs. That chicken is either with us or against us.

Blair: I agree with Mr. Bush.

*wow im such a nerd… but this is rather cute and funny*

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